For those driving regional roads, especially after the rains...
I'VE SEEN POTHOLES EVERYWHERE
(The ballad of the central Victorian roads)
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Well, I was humpin’ my bluey on some rain soaked Victorian road
When along came a Holden with a bogan family plus one load
“If you’re goin’ up to Echuca mate, um, with me you can ride.”
So I climbed in the rust bucket and I settled down inside
He asked me if I’d seen a road with so many potholes not so great,
I said “Listen, mate, I’ve gone over ev’ry pothole in this here State.”
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Cos “I’ve been over every pothole, man
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I’ve been all over central Victoria, man
‘Cross gaping potholes, man
I’ve blew tires whilst in the air, man
Of travel I’ve had broken axels, man
I’ve been over every pothole
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I've seen potholes in
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Bendigo, Seymour, Clunes, Moroopna
Molesworth, Marybourogh
Kilmore, Cohuna
Leicthville, Lancefield
Castlemaine, Moama
Colbinabbin, Lockington
Murchison, Echuca
Maldon, Bet Bet, Rochester, Tarnagulla
Tatura, Toolamba, Yambuna
Pothole killers
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I’ve been everywhere, man
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I’ve been all over central Victoria, man
‘Cross gaping potholes, man
I’ve blew tires whilst in the air, man
Of travel I’ve had broken axels, man
I’ve been over every pothole
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I've found them in Toolleen
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Wendouree, Milloo
Mount Macedon, Euroa
Alexandra, Bonnie Doon
Kynton, Broadford, Daylesford, Dookie
Harcort, Heathcote, Tallarook and Nagambie
Wedderburn, Gisbourne
Puckapunyal, Dunolly
Kialla, Mia Mia
Ballarat, pothole fear
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I’ve been everywhere, man
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I’ve been all over central Victoria, man
‘Cross gaping potholes, man
I’ve blew tires whilst in the air, man
Of travel I’ve had broken axels, man
I’ve been over every pothole
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Epsom, Marong, Nuggetty
Tylden, Goornong
Merrigum, Cobram
Shepparton, Girgarre
Tallygaroopna, Congupna
Inglewood, Longwood
Knowsley, Waubra
Allendale, Axdale, Redesdale, Ardmona
Nathalia, Waanyarra
Kanumbra, pothole versus car
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I’ve been everywhere, man
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I’ve been all over central Victoria, man
‘Cross gaping potholes, man
I’ve blew tires whilst in the air, man
Of travel I’ve had broken axels, man
I’ve been over every pothole
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I've seen them here, there and everywhere
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They're everywhere man
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Bloody potholes!
(Not mine. Nicked off facebook
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