Caching games this year?

[lemmykc]

var idea = "trucks"
idea.plusone

var newidea = "minttins "

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if ($newidea=="minttins"){ban_user_forever($fool_who_made_the_idea);}

[LouiseAnn]

var idea = "trucks"
idea.plusone

var newidea = "minttins "

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if ($newidea=="minttins"){ban_user_forever($fool_who_made_the_idea);}

Wow, are there nerds on this forum?

[caughtatwork]

Geeks, thankyouverymuch.
And he's one of the principal developers, so, er, yes, he's actually a nerd.

[CraigRat]

Geeks, thankyouverymuch.
And he's one of the principal developers, so, er, yes, he's actually a nerd.

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if ($coder=='CraigRat'){$userprofile['nerd']=TRUE;}

[CraigRat]

Scary part is, that's the most code I've written in the past 3 months......

[gmj3191]

Can someone please translate that into COBOL or FORTRAN so we know what's going on?

[caughtatwork]

if ($coder=='CraigRat'){$userprofile['nerd']=TRUE;}

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IF WS-CODER = "CraigRat"
MOVE WS-TRUE to WS-USERPROFILE(WS-NERD)
.*

*Depending on your version of COBOL.

[Laighside Legends]

Can someone please explain what COBOL is? (preferably in C++ or Java )

[CamBendy]

PL1 would help me more

[spatialriq]

unsigned int count = 1; do { printf("How about Penguine's "; count=count+1; } while (count > 0);

[s_mc500]

E-waste moving cache race, old computers, mobile phones etc, at the end they must be disposed correctly, recycling centre or the like. Most people have plenty of this stuff laying around.

[petan]

E-waste moving cache race, old computers, mobile phones etc, at the end they must be disposed correctly, recycling centre or the like. Most people have plenty of this stuff laying around.

This would be perfect for me ... easy disposal of the 33 computers and monitors I ripped out of the computer lab last week as part of an upgrade.

[Laighside Legends]

var old_computer;
old_computer.fillWithCement();
old_computer.weight=20kgs;

old_computer.takeToRecycleCenter();
var look = look_on_the_guy_at_recycle_centres_face;
printf(look);

[Laighside Legends]

So, what is the theme?????
I want to make it this weekend...

[FelixII]

Umm last we heard it was Bingo??

How does that work?