[OT] Question and Answer Game

[Agent Basil]

A. Because it is rude to swallow them in one go.

Q. Why is there air ?

[SamCarter]

A. There isn't. There's only the -- wait for it -- air apparent.

Q. How are smoke rings achieved?

[Big Matt and Shell]

A: I'm Me!

Q: What is the standard calculation for lap in reinforcing bar?

[squalid]

A. 50 times the diameter of the bar

Q. How bright is the moon at its fullest?

[RobWinmar]

A. 200 watts

Q. What's this fish doing in my bed?

[MtnLioness]

A: Because your hand was in his tank

Q: Even though I detest watching sport, I adore and am transfixed to the Olympics.....Why??

[d.d.dudes]

A...........because you are Jacques Rogge!!!


Q...........Is Fuzzy bear a jedi knight cause he sounds alot like yoda???

[Keeper of Time]

A. No it's just that his undies are too tight.

Q. Why is the sky blue.

[blossom*]

A: If the sky was orange, you'd feel even worse on the morning after the night before

Q: Is there anything interesting south of the border?

[d.d.dudes]

A............Yes! said the man to his newlywed on their honeymoon!

Q...........How come we don't throw the dice to see who goes first........to throw the dice to see who goes first???

[Ozibags]

A: because then you'd have to throw the dice to see who goes first to throw the dice to see who goes first...(deep breath) to throw the dice to see who goes first!

Q: Why do ducks quack

[caughtatwork]

A. Because they don't know the words.
Q. At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?

[Keeper of Time]

A. Both .... of course.

Q. Who is Miga, Quatchi and Sumi

[winterdragon]

A. Successors to Neve, Gliz and Aster.

Q. Um, what was the question again?