[OT] Question and Answer Game

homedg · Post by **homedg** » 01 February 08 7:46 pm

A. Swish.

Q. How much does Nike pay elite sports people per annum?

CanSolo · Post by **CanSolo** » 01 February 08 10:14 pm

A: Nothing (with the money they get back from the drugged up goons they sponsor who get caught with drugs in their system, it nets out to nil!)

Q: What did Harbijhan really say to Symonds???

traineediplomat · Post by **traineediplomat** » 02 February 08 10:44 pm

A) Have you seen my mum's key?

Q) Who will win the 2016 Summer Olympics bid; Prague, Baku, Chicago, Doha, Madrid, Rio or Tokyo?

winterdragon · Post by **winterdragon** » 05 February 08 2:12 pm

A. Yes, one of those cities will win it.<br>
Q. If a fly had no wings, what would it be called?

5commer3 · Post by **5commer3** » 05 February 08 2:36 pm

A Walk,
What did the left sock say to the right sock,

macandrita · Post by **macandrita** » 05 February 08 2:42 pm

A. My shoe is more liberal than yours.
Q. What is daylight saving time actually saving?

diesel69 · Post by **diesel69** » 05 February 08 3:02 pm

A: The curtains on the East side of the house from fading.
Q: When will they do something to save the curtains on the West side of the house?

traineediplomat · Post by **traineediplomat** » 05 February 08 3:18 pm

Never, those curtains suck anyway...you should have gone for the teal.

Q) Why does it rain more under Federal Labor Governments than Liberal-National. Does God have something against Farmers?

CanSolo · Post by **CanSolo** » 05 February 08 6:36 pm

A: They must talk more hot air, making it more likely to rain!!

Q: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck??

Crisp image · Post by **Crisp image** » 05 February 08 7:43 pm

A. about 3cubic metres.
Q. I a husband says something and his wife is not there to hear it, is he still wrong?

diesel69 · Post by **diesel69** » 05 February 08 8:29 pm

A: Yep ,according to my wife

Q: The lotto numbers for the next megadraw

Ksix · Post by **Ksix** » 05 February 08 9:15 pm

A: 4, 7, 12, 25, 29, 38

<br><br>Q: What do you get when you cross a snail with a duck??

Crisp image · Post by **Crisp image** » 06 February 08 10:37 am

A. obviously nothing cause I couldn't get an answer when I google it!!
Q.If mice is plural of mouse what is the plural of house?

Map Monkey · Post by **Map Monkey** » 06 February 08 11:27 am

A. Houses
Q. What is a word that rhymes with orange ?

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murf · Post by **murf** » 06 February 08 8:00 pm

A. Lozenge (closest i can think of anyway...)
Q. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but what is it like to be just whelmed?