[OT] Question and Answer Game

d.d.dudes · Post by **d.d.dudes** » 20 December 07 10:41 pm

A Of course!

Q.Why do men have nipples?

chatmanais · Post by **chatmanais** » 21 December 07 12:38 am

A: He always wrong by default regardless of whether or not the missus is around
Q: How come the earth isnt at the centre of the universe like mankind wanted it to be?

SamCarter · Post by **SamCarter** » 21 December 07 9:20 am

Hmmm, there seem to be two questions unanswered.

A. (Why do men have nipples?) To provide us with one of life's little mysteries.

A. (Why isn't the earth at the centre of the universe?) In an infinite Euclidean universe EVERYTHING is at the centre of the universe.

Q. How many roads must a man walk down?

Team Wibble · Post by **Team Wibble** » 21 December 07 9:41 am

A) 5 roads if he has a Garmin, 18 if he has a Magellan

Q)Will I do any actual work at work today?

THENANKS · Post by **THENANKS** » 21 December 07 10:57 am

A: The heart is a muscle that is working constantly.

Q: Why do dogs have black lips?

chatmanais · Post by **chatmanais** » 21 December 07 11:50 am

A: all the better to kiss you with
Q: How come light travels so fast?

Cached · Post by **Cached** » 21 December 07 1:39 pm

A. Because it can.

Q. Is there another word for synonym?

winterdragon · Post by **winterdragon** » 21 December 07 2:10 pm

A. Yes - "Poecilonym"

Q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Map Monkey · Post by **Map Monkey** » 21 December 07 2:25 pm

A. Around 72-80mph

Q. How does the writers of the dictionary check the spelling of the words?

chatmanais · Post by **chatmanais** » 21 December 07 2:44 pm

A: They consult the thesaurus
Q: If up is down and white is black, what are my pants doing on my head?

cdmark · Post by **cdmark** » 21 December 07 5:19 pm

A: Because in Opposite Land you are actually wearing a hat.
Q: What are you hanging your fedora from?

d.d.dudes · Post by **d.d.dudes** » 21 December 07 5:48 pm

A. The same thing as my bathtowel.

Q.Are the blessed, the ones that expect nothing and then not dissappointed?

Konie · Post by **Konie** » 21 December 07 6:35 pm

A. Of course they are! That way there is less burden on those that expect everything and are always disappointed.

Q. Do cane toads croak like a normal frog?

Rigger64 · Post by **Rigger64** » 21 December 07 7:10 pm

(A) If Hit with a Golf Club the right way
(Q) Why is Rain Wet

tank47 · Post by **tank47** » 21 December 07 7:21 pm

A- To make it easy to sea(see)

Q- Why is a forest?