Geocaching pickup lines (MA18+)

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Geocaching pickup lines (MA18+)

Post by Mix » 03 February 05 9:42 pm

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Heard a good one?
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Male Geocacher: “Have you ever fallen over a tree when out geocaching?Ââ€

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Post by Richary » 03 February 05 9:53 pm

Sad, very sad.

I just need to meet a beautiful young female single cacher out there to try some pickup lines. of course I could just rely on my natural charm & good looks :oops:

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Post by EcoTeam » 03 February 05 10:04 pm

richary wrote:Sad, very sad.

I just need to meet a beautiful young female single cacher out there to try some pickup lines. of course I could just rely on my natural charm & good looks :oops:
You need my book! :P
http://www.artofinternetdating.com
Available in good caches everywhere!

EcoDave :)

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Post by swampgecko » 03 February 05 10:07 pm

EcoTeam wrote:
richary wrote:Sad, very sad.

I just need to meet a beautiful young female single cacher out there to try some pickup lines. of course I could just rely on my natural charm & good looks :oops:
You need my book! :P
http://www.artofinternetdating.com
Available in good caches everywhere!

EcoDave :)
I want an autographed copy please :twisted: It will have to be worth something later on after EcoNic kills you for something....... :(

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Post by EcoTeam » 03 February 05 10:08 pm

swampgecko wrote:
EcoTeam wrote:
richary wrote:Sad, very sad.

I just need to meet a beautiful young female single cacher out there to try some pickup lines. of course I could just rely on my natural charm & good looks :oops:
You need my book! :P
http://www.artofinternetdating.com
Available in good caches everywhere!

EcoDave :)
I want an autographed copy please :twisted: It will have to be worth something later on after EcoNic kills you for something....... :(
A likely possibility! :(

EcoDave :)

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Post by riblit » 03 February 05 11:39 pm

EcoTeam wrote:...

You need my book! :P
http://www.artofinternetdating.com
Available in good caches everywhere!

EcoDave :)
Did EcoNic use the book to find you? :shock:

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Post by Mind Socket » 04 February 05 12:00 am

Is that a GPSr in your pocket ...

Let me see your goodies and I'll show you my log.

What are your coords?

I'm easy, what's _your_ difficulty rating?

Where's the next waypoint, your place or mine?

- R

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Re: Geocaching pickup lines (MA18+)

Post by Lt. Sniper » 04 February 05 1:55 am

[quote="Mix"]Male Geocacher: “Have you ever fallen over a tree when out geocaching?Ââ€

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Re: Geocaching pickup lines (MA18+)

Post by Mix » 04 February 05 5:28 pm

[quote="Lt. Sniper"][quote="Mix"]Male Geocacher: “Have you ever fallen over a tree when out geocaching?Ââ€

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Post by Mind Socket » 04 February 05 5:33 pm

Hey baby, how'd you like to ca(t)che a travel bug?

If my nose was full of cache, I'd blow it all on you.
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Post by Rabbitto » 04 February 05 5:41 pm

Man: Hi, I'm a Geocacher. We travel all over over the world in all types of weather looking for plastic tupperware containers that we may or may not find because they may or may not be there or we may or may not be looking in the right place and when we find them we don't take them but leave them where we found them and we may or may not leve a plastic toy and may or may not take one of the small plastic toys that we find in the plastic tupperware container and sometime but not always we take the small plastic toy and put it into another tupperware container that we may or may not find. Would you like to go out with me?<p>

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Post by Citria » 04 February 05 5:45 pm

Mind Socket wrote:Hey baby, how'd you like to ca(t)che a travel bug?
Great! V.D. Geocaching-style!Image

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Post by Mind Socket » 04 February 05 5:46 pm

"Took big risk, left phone number"

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Post by Bronze » 04 February 05 6:03 pm

8) Do you cache here often?

Hi. I noticed you from the otherside of this thread. Please PM me!

Baby - You push my buttons :twisted:

:idea: I have an idea - come with me while I look for it.

I'm a Geocacher! (Confused reply - often "What?) look no need to google it, I've bought us drinks sit down and I'll tell you all about it.

I'm married so lets not make an event of tonight :P

What - you like a man with a fuller figure - here I'll give you his co-ords.
:arrow: S 32° 14.399 E 148° 37.362 or UTM: 55H E 652880 N 6431808

I'm into swapping things - how are you for fluids?

$2 toys turn me on and you see you have $20 stuffed in you bra!

Good evening madam - this is a WPT. Have you found and caches this evening? Please submit a sample of you swaps until I say stop. Stop. Thank you please carry on. Have a good evening.

...yes most certianly - I would like nothing more than to come over and check check out your tuppaware cupboard. :wink:

Special Offer: Give me your address and I will teach your husband how to cache for hours on end and leave you in peace - or with me :roll:

*In a night club* Yelled over Doof Doof Doof
Person 1. So do you come here often?
Person 2. Yeah its great? How about you? (winks)
Person 1. Only when I'm not at S 32° 14.792 E 148° 36.792
Person 2. What?
Person 1. Only when I'm not at the Gold Rush Event.
Person 2. Are you a geek?
Person 1. According to this internet forum I go to, apparently!
Person 2. So you are a geek?
Person 1. Yeah but don't let that stop you picking me up cause I'm not planning on surfing the net all night. :P

I've been admiring your waffle house. I have a full day caching tomorrow so would you sleep with me tonight and forget about me tomorrow?

I'm a teacher - would you like to know a thing or two?

I have a wife sorry - but I know a bloke trying to break up from his!

When you a geocacher you have to do everything by numbers. Can you tell me what step two in please?

Hi - Would you like to know a quick way to get a smily?

Excuse me - don't happen to have a map of Tasmainia on you by chance, apparently there is a cache there.

I'd love to scan every inch of you into Ozi and plot your calibration points.

Comeback lines:

You look cute but your not a 5/5! :?

Nice try - listen I'll make you a deal. You have two chances of finding my number - Claustral (GCHAF3) and Buckleys (GCH4HR). Call me!

Sorry you must be confusing me with a brunette - I don't understand!

You must not have noticed how my breats arn't saggy - that means I don't like getting used - especially to you help you look for things in the scrub.

I have a challenge for you - GET LOST!

Sorry - I'm with Ideology.

I know all about geocaching and no I'm not dressing up like a superhero.

Hope your carring a whistle cause as soon as your outta sight I'm losing you!

Hope you can use Ozi?
Why?
Cause your going home playing with you lap(top) tonight boy.

The Bronze.
Sorry if I offended some people but it is 18+
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Post by EcoTeam » 04 February 05 6:22 pm

Mind Socket wrote:Is that a GPSr in your pocket ...

Let me see your goodies and I'll show you my log.

What are your coords?

I'm easy, what's _your_ difficulty rating?

Where's the next waypoint, your place or mine?

- R
We have to get these Geocaching T-Shirts started!

EcoDave :)

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