Geocaching Australia

EcoTeam wrote:Of course you always have the option of acting like an escaped mental patient, even guards will keep their distance then hoping you will go away quietly. Drooling, going crosseyed and talking to a pretend friend may add that touch of realism required

Ohhh!! That one, I have got to do that one day to scare away some muggles "My friend, Jack The Rippers Ghost says he doesnt like you, NO JACK DONT HURT THEM!!! RUN!!!!"

Now I am scaring myself

EcoTeam wrote:You always have the right to remain silent )

Why do I get the feeling we have to much American cops and lawyer based TV now days ....

Andrew

See your comment was correct, its not Cops and Robbers like it use to be, now its ‘Cops and Lawyers’, “On tonight’s show, someone doesn’t like being arrested so they sue them, stay tuned for all the hot explosive action!"

You have:
Law and Order,
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit,
Law and Order: Criminal Intent,
CSI (Crime Scene Investigation),
CSI Miami,
CSI New York,
Cold Case,
NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service)
JAG (Judge Advocate General) The best of them all currently
Stingers (Was the best!!!)

I know Andrew is trying to keep this discussion positive and on track so I better help him

Lt. Sniper wrote:I know Andrew is trying to keep this discussion positive and on track so I better help him.

And with that, dear listeners, Lt Sniper, Aushiker, Bronze and the Piggies all drifted into blissful slumber where they dreamed of security guards, property boundaries, the South Australian Law Society, large playful puppy dogs and, of course, the large and playful Big Tim...
<P>Tune in tomorrow for more of their adventures when, once again, we return to "The Haunted Estate"
<P>

Anyone seen Tim's soap ?

The guard at the estate had it last...

Hope there's no chew marks in it.... eeew

Hope there's no chew marks in it.... eeew

Lt. Sniper wrote:

EcoTeam wrote:Of course you always have the option of acting like an escaped mental patient, even guards will keep their distance then hoping you will go away quietly. Drooling, going crosseyed and talking to a pretend friend may add that touch of realism required

Ohhh!! That one, I have got to do that one day to scare away some muggles "My friend, Jack The Rippers Ghost says he doesnt like you, NO JACK DONT HURT THEM!!! RUN!!!!"

Now I am scaring myself

No, no, no!

If you are going to pull that stunt, do it properly....

After greeting the security guard, turn and focus on his shoes.
"Oh WOW! I really love your shoes. They are FANTASTIC" Expand this into a 5 minute monologue on how cool they are.
Then if he says anything remotely negative even if not directed at yourself, burst into tears, curl into foetal position and rock. And continue rocking.

But don't be surprised if the men in uniforms with the paddy wagon visit in the next 10 minutes.

10 minutes!

Bloody heel - there quick at your place. By the time they get to me I'm dehydrated from hours of drooling punctuated by the odd opportunity to masturbate and smear.



Stay right there - I'll get the soap

Bronze.

phrodo wrote:you can say that again..

Hmmm.. *comeback line* Nahh, They are both different background colours... see

Well, an unfortunate thing has happened. I went out with my camera to take a few pics for my own sake and to show the police but they have errected a large sign now, I can tell you that it wasnt there 3 days ago or on the night in question. There is also a frame for a house now. Maybe there was a slab when I first visited.

With this now its pointless taking it to the police as they would just say the guard was doing his job (as rude as he was and with his dog).

3 x 51KB images

http://xca.auscstrike.com/images/security/IMG_1150.jpg - The entrance
http://xca.auscstrike.com/images/security/IMG_1159.jpg - Exactly where he stopped me
http://xca.auscstrike.com/images/security/IMG_1166.jpg - The new sign.

Looks like I dont have a leg to stand on.

...now where has that soap gone

Don't be swayed Snipe. Go ahead with your complaint regardless.
The sign wasn't there when he baled you up so bugger him.