Waterproof pants

[gmj3191]

I'd be more worried about the location of your jocks. If you wear them on the outside, you'll have less washing and attract female reporters.

Not so. Number of geocaches found while wearing jocks on the outside: 1
Number of female reporters attracted: 0

Yeah, well looking at the pic I think there are other issues to be overcome become the female attraction bit will work ...

[Bronnie_1990]

I'd be more worried about the location of your jocks. If you wear them on the outside, you'll have less washing and attract female reporters.

Not so. Number of geocaches found while wearing jocks on the outside: 1
Number of female reporters attracted: 0

This might be a good thing or a bad one, depending on your piont of view...

Edit: link fixed (I think)

Updating to Number of geocaches found while wearing jocks on the outside: 2

Maybe it's an ACT thing?

Oh god, it's multiplying!!

[Renroc]

Can we class this as off topic yet PLEASE please.....

[gmj3191]

Can we class this as off topic yet PLEASE please.....

Please accept my sincerest apology.
I have a full range of apologies, so please let me know if one of the less sincere ones will be satisfactory in this case,
as I never know when I might need one of my better ones.

[Renroc]

Can we class this as off topic yet PLEASE please.....

Please accept my sincerest apology.
I have a full range of apologies, so please let me know if one of the less sincere ones will be satisfactory in this case,
as I never know when I might need one of my better ones.

Your most insincere apology is all that is needed. I am enjoying the banter. It is a little off topic now though but ever so much funnier for it. Keep on wearing those undies on the outside.

[Agent Basil]

Is this the room for an argument ?

[Zalgariath]

Is this the room for an argument ?

No sorry that is next door with Mr Barnard, Room #5. All rather conciliatory in here