As many of you know after the dastardly raid by the GLF (turn head and spit!) on the Lithgow Gnome Stronghold, OK the GGG Detention centre! Only 6 Gnomes remained after managing to avoid capture by the reactionary forces of the GLF (turh head and spit!).
For this they were granted a full pardon and were joined by another 3 refugees. A meeting was called and the GFF or Gnome Freedom Front was created. The GGG was dissolved and all assets and personnel were transfered to the new GFF.
The new Executing Committee (that is not a typo, they intend to be referred as the Executing Committee) is made up of these 9 Gnomes:
Corrach
Firesafe Water
GeGnome 7 Gneville
GeoPirate
Gnome and Away ACT
GO!!! Gnome Traffic Light Series #3
Matt Pat Gnome
Mud-Gninja Gnome
STOP!!! Gnome Traffic Light Series #1
The post of CEO (Chief Executing Officer) will be rotated among these 9 valorous Gnomes at random and will remain unknown to the unwashed masses. This is to protect the CEO from any attack by the despicable GLF (turn head and spit!).
Further some human sympathisers are given positions among the elite cadres, 4 such will be responsible for the GSAR (Gnome Search And Rescue) and will operate independently of the GFF. Their role will be to locate and liberate any Gnome wishing to join the movement.
The aim of the GFF is entirely peaceful and we reject the use of force and coercion, except in self defence. We are initiating an entirely peaceful gnuclear research program, this is only for power generation and if any gnuclear weapons are developed they will only be used for self defence purposes.
Further comments will be made public as events unfold. Let us all work toward the demise of the GLF (turn head and spit!).
Long live the GFF!
