JOKES JOKES JOKES
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After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled,
'by Jaysus you should see the back of mine!'
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled,
'by Jaysus you should see the back of mine!'
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A joke????IntQRM
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You're built upside down!!!!
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.............now thats...........funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!Papa Bear_Left wrote:Before the 25th: some laugh-out-loud funny jokes.
Since the 25th: shark well and truly jumped.
See the effect that those stupid jokes in Christmas crackers have on people's senses of humour?
We should ban cracker jokes!
(Mind you, it does explain why Little Britain got more than one series...)
2 cows in the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere...........one goes "mooooooooooooooo".....................the other goes "awe damn i was just about to say that"......................................................
....................sheeesh tuff crowd