[OT] Question and Answer Game

Team Wibble · Post by **Team Wibble** » 29 December 07 9:59 am

A: Only if its exceptional mediocrity, but then it wouldn't be mediocre, would it.

Q: What's your favourite thing to do when you have an attack of procrastination and can't be bothered doing anything, but you know you should do something....

tank47 · Post by **tank47** » 29 December 07 10:09 am

A: Writing a list of things I should be doing and putting them in a priority order and checking the order many times.

Q: What do you do when this list ends up with geocaching down the order or near the bottom?

chatmanais · Post by **chatmanais** » 29 December 07 12:09 pm

A: Realise your grave mistake and rearrange the list so that caching is at the top... or you could rethink this list whilst you are on your way to a new cache.

Q: How come all roads DON'T lead to rome?

ArgusTuft · Post by **ArgusTuft** » 29 December 07 5:49 pm

A. For the same reason Italy is shaped like a boot!
Q. If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long will it take a bandy legged mosquito in a pair of wellington boots to wade through a yard of treacle?

THENANKS · Post by **THENANKS** » 30 December 07 11:11 pm

A: About a llama year I've been told. Q: How windy is it here in Queensland!?

d.d.dudes · Post by **d.d.dudes** » 31 December 07 1:45 pm

A.Don't know headed to NSW for xmas and starting to get your aftermarth.....8' sets....sheesh! Q.Would a toilet in an african big game park be called a .......zulu????

cdmark · Post by **cdmark** » 31 December 07 4:28 pm

A: Yes, actually I think it would!
Q: Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?

Doobie doo3 · Post by **Doobie doo3** » 31 December 07 6:18 pm

A. because one day toasters will take over the world
Q. what are the points of apple stickers?

ruzzelz · Post by **ruzzelz** » 31 December 07 6:25 pm

A. The chain stores require them so the operators know they are apples.

Q Why do batteries always go flat just before you get to the cache?

mastamak · Post by **mastamak** » 31 December 07 6:36 pm

A: Because Murphy was a geocacher - just like why it begins to rain whenever you just get out of the car to find a cache.

Q:Why do spiders always live near geocaches?

Rigger64 · Post by **Rigger64** » 01 January 08 1:47 am

Because they Can!!! Why is it so hard to get going when its so hot

Ksix · Post by **Ksix** » 02 January 08 11:27 pm

A: Beacause it is so soft when it is cold...

Q: WHy is that when we move something by ship it is called cargo and when it is by car it is called a shipment??

THENANKS · Post by **THENANKS** » 03 January 08 11:09 am

A: Because the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Q: What do flies do at night?

chatmanais · Post by **chatmanais** » 03 January 08 12:34 pm

A: Plot against geocachers for the next day when they will fly into our eyes and mouth in one coordinated movement.
Q: When a humpback whale is plummeting towards earth what is going through its mind?

d.d.dudes · Post by **d.d.dudes** » 03 January 08 12:52 pm

A. Its brain on impact. Q Can you cook a monkey under a grilla?