[OT] Question and Answer Game

seashells · Post by **seashells** » 21 December 07 7:57 pm

Why knot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

d.d.dudes · Post by **d.d.dudes** » 21 December 07 7:58 pm

all too quick

Rigger64 · Post by **Rigger64** » 21 December 07 7:58 pm

(A) forest (for Rest)

(Q) When is a Door not a Door

d.d.dudes · Post by **d.d.dudes** » 21 December 07 8:06 pm

A. When its a jar

Q. Did "Boron " the brown nose reindeer get knocked back because it couldn't pull up as fast?

cycliste · Post by **cycliste** » 21 December 07 10:13 pm

No. Why do people who don't do this find it such a bizarre thing to do? has anyone tried golf?

chatmanais · Post by **chatmanais** » 21 December 07 10:59 pm

A:Because they are not part of special little group... and yes i have played golf.
Q: Speaking of golf - when should you drive with a putter?

Papa Bear_Left · Post by **Papa Bear_Left** » 22 December 07 12:05 am

A: When he's taking you to your golf lesson.

B: Why is Olive, the other reindeer, never mentioned, except in that one song?

team ermalesh · Post by **team ermalesh** » 22 December 07 2:20 am

A:Because Adolf The Other Reindeer, Used To Laugh And Call Him Names...

Q: Are you loathesome tonight?

cdmark · Post by **cdmark** » 22 December 07 8:12 am

A: Always. I am the loathsome loser but I still keeps on tryin'!
Q: What disease did cured ham actually have?

Lucy · Post by **Lucy** » 22 December 07 9:57 am

A: It wasn't a disease but an eating disorder

Q: Why is the sky Blue?

Team Rubik · Post by **Team Rubik** » 22 December 07 11:40 am

A. It's a bit down on confidence at the moment. First we want more rain, then we get too much. It's a tough balancing act for the sky, we should be more supportive. 
 
Q. What's the deal with Dr. Pepper?

Cached · Post by **Cached** » 22 December 07 7:56 pm

A. It's marketed well in the US and they believed their own hype.

Q. Why does diet coke taste great in australia and crap in the UK?

Doobie doo3 · Post by **Doobie doo3** » 22 December 07 8:29 pm

Because Australia has the best of everything
Why do Christmas puddings only taste good with custard?

seashells · Post by **seashells** » 22 December 07 8:40 pm

coz custard masks the taste of anything to which it's added.

What are you getting for Christmas?

THENANKS · Post by **THENANKS** » 23 December 07 1:22 pm

A: Ask me again on Tuesday! Q: How many are you having at your house for Christmas lunch??