Published, Published, Published, P....,<br>
10,000+ words in the English language,<br>
8,000, or is it 9,000 times its "Published",<br>
Ah, but it's the gems that bring a smile.<br><br>
A word of wit inserted here,<br>
A quote inserted there,<br>
A title inserted quietly,<br>
A clever twist placed too.<br><br>
The UMP consults his Oxford dictionary for hours it must seem,<br>
for clever words and quotes from who knows where,<br>
Many things are said, and many more are published,<br>
But no "skin" will he publish in the ACT!<br><br>
(you must remember that one!)<br><br>
Blows his own trumpet he does,<br>
to inform us mere cachers he's still the boss,<br>
Seems his trumpet got stuck in his throat, or was it his dictionary<br>
Said he at the very first posting"suspicious occasion" -
Suspicious indeed!

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And you manage to find some too, as
beared out by the stats,<br>
What a busy fellow you are, getting into all manner of things,<br>
Keep up the good work, may your workload increase,<br>
Well done on such a milestone, er, kilometer stone!!

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